March 2012
2 posts
February 2012
222 posts
make-your-own-history:
Convinced I’m Wrong |...
1 tag
myrulesxvx asked: you're so adorable. you look like a little elf, which makes me extremely jealous because I wish I was an elf. I'm going to get my ears pointed with surgery someday. anywhooooo, you're cute.
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
handsofspite:
When ex boyfriend’s come back to you because they realize they’re missing out on something glorious.
Ellen Degeneres for President.
1 tag
3 tags
3 tags
1 tag
abasa:
suga suga - baby bash
1 tag
Today a guy asked me if he could borrow a pencil
freakology101:
he was reading a book so I’m pretty sure he loves me
4 tags
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
I'm sick of your tattoos.
